Boers and Bernstein Show - Written by Bernstein on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 8:28 - 156 Comments
Limo Party!
It’s not a party in Vancouver until the shirts come off, pants get unbuckled, and you can see the pro athlete’s life through your blu-blockers.
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Patrick Kane, John Madden and Kris Versteeg had some seemingly innocent fun in the back of a car, and were kind enough to take pictures of everything. The young ladies with them are not exactly prime grade, and the last photo — the three of them together — is kinda gay, but it’s not like we aren’t aware of such follies.
Gotta love Kaner rockin’ the big cross around his neck, too. Testify!
Now: substitute NFL players or NBA players for these Blackhawks, with all else exactly the same, and be honest with yourself about what your initial reaction would be.
Bears/NFL talk with Hub Arkush at 5:00 today, as he takes your calls on both the Bears’ bumbling coordinator quest and the Super Bowl matchup.
Andre Dawson told the Trib that he is going into the Hall of Fame as an Expo. I think I remember something from a couple weeks ago about how we were supposed to care about this, but I can’t recall why.
Second Half at 3:30 today, and surprises to come. “Who You Crappin?” tomorrow at 5:00.
156 Comments
Chet’s Inflated Ego
pulseczar
Couldn’t NHL players score better tail than that? meh.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
And there is a lot of talent in Vancouver too.
At least these photos aren’t at the Greg Odom level.
Win-Win for Thome/Sox.
Jim Thome continues his career, with The Twins.
Within one hour of signing, he had also agreed to come to their FanFest (this weekend I believe).
The “Minnesota nice” fans up there will love Gentleman Jim.
And he won’t be clogging up the basepaths at the Cell all Summer.
Chris in Scottsdale
At least they’re not in a taxi.
Wasn’t there something on here in completely unrelated matters touting Vancouver women just YESTERDAY?
If that’s the kind of tail entitled to NHL ‘10 cover boys, then either I’m doing far better than I ever gave myself credit for, or Hockey STILL has a long way to go.
Chris in Scottsdale
For those photos to be at the Greg Oden level, they’d have to be hanging halfway down to the knee.
General Soreness
Why are the guys the only ones with their shirts off in those pics? Dorks!
BVEL
OH MY BROTHA…….. TESTIFY!!!!!
George Oscar Bluth
What’s the big deal, Oden wants us to know about the garden hose….
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Are all of these Hawks single…or might some of them get sent to the penalty box by the Mrs.???
Blackhawks
Access Hollywood is on the phone, they want YOUR insight and celebrity analysis! Oh, and Entertainment Tonight wants to meet with you too. They figured you’ve given up on actual sports analysis, and that the celebrity gossip and photos game is where YOU need to be!!!
Talking about an actual winning team in Chicago is just not as ****, huh fellas? Sure, the pics are funny (and they’d be funny with Bulls and/or Bears players too…give me a damn break there, pllllllease!) but THIS is the way you open yourselves up about the Hawks? Can’t talk intelligently about the best team in Chicago in years, so THIS is how you do it?
Let me know when you’re out of your Star Magazine phase, and I’ll listen/read your stuff again. mmmkay?
Bob Loblaw
CHAMPAGNE ROOM!
Blackhawks
And you edit the word that rhymes with Rexy out of my post??? But post pics of chicks in tube tops??? Wow…just, wow.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
The automatic censor feature of this blog is a royal pain in the @ss.
What Happened
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground
Patrick Kaner with his pants on the ground
Ugly women to his left (actually they were all fugly, WTF… can’t get any better women than that)
Shirtless Madden to his right
Gonna party in a limo
and drink all night
famous grouse
I think “blackhawks” is a little ticked, relax my man its just good natured fun. Nobody’s saying we should boycott hockey. Being from the northshore Bernsie’s very afraid of blacks and just likes to say things to stay on there good side, he’s not blasting anyone. i.e. substitute nba….. Your hawks are great we all cheer for them to win it all !
What Happened
What was the chick grabbing at in the last picture with Madden? They were saying on Mully and Hanley this morning that Madden is married.
Dave
Cmon Bernsie. Those are totally photoshopped. Im sure its not a coincidence that they showed up first on an Canucks blog.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Oh boy.
Mrs. Madden might hit him with a Game Misconduct.
Chris in Scottsdale
Would that game misconduct be butt-ending?
At any rate, give all the women two minutes. They’re all obviously guilty of hooking.
Likquid Swordz
They must’ve found some used hookers in Vancouver by the looks of it. What I’ve seen in the clubs there would put those trolls in the Beer Goggles class.
ick
I think I will put in for the Bears OC position, since noone else wants it.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
I DON’T CARE!!!! I DON’T CARE WHAT NBA PLAYERS DO AS LONG AS IT DOESN’T INVOLVE SHOOTING SOMEBODY OR RAPING SOMEBODY AND I DON’T CARE WHAT NFL PLAYERS DO IN THE SAME VAIN. Yes i rant about Tebow but he puts himself out there as holier than thou when i can’t imagine him being anywhere close. But personally i think derick rose probably needs a limo ride, Noah is a free spirit, Loul Deng needs about ten, (dude needs to loosen up) as long as it doesn’t affect their health or what they do on the court, WHO CARES???(except maddens wife, she cares and should)
Cub Kid (300levelsports.com)
Love the song What Happened, hysterical!! Imagine what we would be saying if they weren’t the best team in hockey….
big time sucker(formely MABT)
liquid, you are too pass happy for lovie smith
Denver Smeghead
Oh, it’s potentially going to be a fun show today. I fully expect calls from pissy Blackhawks and Cubs fans regarding these photos & Dawson – and I say that as a fan of both teams.
The only thing disappointing about Dawson going in as as Expo is that nobody gives a **** about the Expos; never have, never will.
But the Blackhawks are obviously far more disappointing with these photos. I mean, good lord, I know you’re ‘only’ hockey players and all, but can’t you still go top shelf with your choices of women?
Denver Smeghead
Damn, the filter here really does suck. B&B have a segment called WYC, and c.r.a.p. doesn’t get through.
Cub Kid (300levelsports.com)
Give em a break Smeghead, it was probably really, really late!
BVEL
The Greg Oden Sexting is freakin HILLARIOUS!!!!
I would put my 2 cents in regarding the 4-2 road trip for the hawks but I can’t seem to put together a thought today knowing that 24 hours from now I will be getting on a cruise ship in warm 75-80 degree weather!!!
BVEL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sexting isn’t censored!!!!
Choke on that Slapnutz!!!!
BVEL
HA Slapnutz isn’t censored either!!!!!
famous grouse
Granted these women aren’t models but i have to laugh at you guys talkin as if 1:00am on a rode trip you’ve got a limo waitin outside and these ladies are all over you in the bar and you’d be saying “NO WAY I’VE GOT MY STANDARDS AND YOU DON’T MAKE THE GRADE”. Next you’ll be telling me the Bears are a model francise and making all the right moves…. Guys who are you crappin!
big time sucker(formely MABT)
BVEL, i jealously hate you, where’s your cruise going and how many days? if you’re single, GOOD LUCK!!! I went on a cruise for my honeymoon and the only thing that sucked about it was i was on my honeymoon which meant i was a week into being officially off the market, being surrounded by so much as s and keeping my p’s and q’s was my first marital test
Chris in Scottsdale
Grouse-
So you’re saying that those women are quality professional-athlete road beef?
Methinks not. It must be the younger sisters of the old Vancouver Grizzlies’ groupies, or a Slumpbusters Anonymous convention hit B.C. this week.
Either way, you compare these women with those that even mediocre MLB, NFL, and NBA athletes get (check for example “thedirty”…), and you’ll agree that these women are sub-par. They look like something that I would have been trolling for outside a bowling alley bar back home in Rockford 1:30-ish, and honestly had a shot at.
Likquid Swordz
damn bts…
I have WRs and TEs on my team…..I would like for them to EARN their salaries.
More important I like to win Super Bowls. Damn I’m soooooooo greedy
big time sucker(formely MABT)
I PASSED but it was wicked tough
Likquid Swordz
Its kind of ironic about the Dawson HOF cap…
a team that MLB DESPEARTELY needed and wanted to move from Montreal is going to be re-celebrated in upstate NY.
and it will happen again when Tim Raines gets in (?)
Beverly Brewmaster
Hey BVEL… 36 hours from now I may not be in 85° weather, but I WILL be in the Shark Tank! (And it’s supposed to be lower 60’s in San Jose, which is good enough for me.) If the Hawks can escape with two points tomorrow night, that’ll mean two killer road trips this season and everybody can quit their hand-wringing over the Hawks actually losing two of three games at one point in the season.
famous grouse
As i said yeterday, I’m going to start campaigning the score to get rid of Terry or at least have Steve Dahl fill in for him when he takes his much needed vacations. I don’t know about anybody else but there are alot of times when it becomes very uncomfortable just to listen to him whine and complain. I don’t think he even watches sports anymore Dan is pretty entertaining in spite of all that, I’d like to hear him with a good partner.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
um he watches grouse, his assessments of John Wall is proof and he knows what he is talking about, but Terry is more about the act than the substance and i will agree with you on that. Dahl, though, he is just as much of an act as well. My suggestion would be rosenbloom and bernstein. That’s a good balance. or Goff and Bernstein, but not abbattacola and bernstein, abbatacola, philosophically is bernstein’s clone.
pimp
dahl is not the answer. mr. pause………..dead air for 5 seconds then get a thought out.that will be real exciting.
George Oscar Bluth
Anyone still think the Sox made a huge mistake on Thome? Watch the Twins’ mistake unfold before your eyes. Gentleman Jim needs 400+ ABs to keep that giant swing intact enough even to post his mediocre numbers. But Gardy’s gonna use him in spot duty…he’s a lifetime .220 hitter with 4 homers in almost 100 pinch hitting plate appearances. READ: Jim isn’t capable of being a productive part-time player.
Good luck, Minnesota.
doug – evergreen park
It would make more sense if they were NBA players seeing as the white chics are fugly.
~d.
famous grouse
I’d like to hear someone new first, like i said maybe for a couple days during a vacation. Maybe even Kerry Sayers…nah
George Oscar Bluth
LoHo and Bernsy afternoons 1-6! That’d work. Then put Bruce Wolfe on at 6 every night and force him to take calls from listeners who tell him what a complete clown he is.
famous grouse
Pimp, with Bernsie around there wouldn’t be much dead air that’s for sure and Dahl would have to be the sidekick status cus it’s a sports show 1st and for most.
famous grouse
GOB, LoHo’s to in awe of Bernsie- he’s his idol, i do like him alot but together there’d be no 2nd opinion.
Gene Parmesan
GOB, no one would listen to Larry and Berns. Boers is the only partner for Berns. He is also good solo.
dave m.
pulseczar…what kind of tail could you score? are you living your fantasy through NHL players? i’d bet on it.
dbrown
“Hockey players are just better guys than those NBA thugs!”
Hopefully this moves us one step closer to abolishing that sentiment forever.
dave m.
Cub Kid…what are dawson’s qualifications for the HOF? maybe he’ll go in as an expo.
Chris in Scottsdale
I wouldn’t mind Bernsie solo- he sounds just fine when he fills in for DP. In fact, my favorite days are when he fills in for DP, because it hits right in my morning commute. Given the choice of DP or DB, no contest. DP has rested on his laurels ever since he left the Booyah- nary an original thought escapes his lips anymore. He just lets his producers book a-list sports talking heads, and tosses them softballs.
mustlistenradio
Heres your winner……………………………THE TERRY BOERS and MURPH SHOW
Jon, Montgomery
john madden is going to be the next tiger woods
Boomer
Isnt he kinda old for that?
Jon, Montgomery
wasn’t tiger the same age? tiger is in his 30’s too.
Jon, Montgomery
good to see our young star kaner drinking as soon as he’s 21, which he probably was doing underaged anyway.
expo nation
Two of the ladies in the Blackhawks Vancouver photos were good looking and the other was not. I hope that Caner refrains from fighting with the cabdrivers. I hope the Hawks win the Stanley Cup because the Cubs and Sox wont be that good this summer and the Bears and Bulls are going nowhere.
BVEL
Bev Brew…. NICE, I might actually prefer to be at the tank….shhhh don’t tell the wife hahahahahaha
BTS, guess that answers your question. I will be with my wife on a short 4 day cruise to Cozumel. This is our last “hoorah” so to speak, we are expecting our first child in June!!!
big time sucker(formely MABT)
boomer i hope you were joking, the john madden you referenced is the one who likes big beefy linemen, the one in the pic apparently likes big beefy hookers
Cub Kid (300levelsports.com)
Tiger was banging pancake house waitresses two at a time….little different than hanging in a limo. And Tiger was making millions and millions hawking every product know to man under the guise of a wholesome image. Not condoning Madden’s behavior, just saying….
Congrats BVEL!!
Jon, Montgomery
oh my god, i didn’t get what boomer might of meant until you BTS, geeze, i woulda gotten that right away 4 months ago, but i’ve gotten so used to him i forgot the connection, and yes, john madden, (the fat announcer), IS way to old.
George Oscar Bluth
how many pigs can you fit in a limo?
Likquid Swordz
I need to hear someone CHALLENGE Bernstein’s opinion, not a YES man. I’ve noticed when a well though out challenge comes from someone, the conversations actually get interesting.
Likquid Swordz
I always wanted to know this from guys not like myself. In regards to the Hawks in the limo with the third class azz….
What are guys ideal size of a woman. Height and weight wise.
I ask because I heard some guys drool over women that could disappear if they turn sideways, like the ultra-thin supermodels.
famous grouse
Likquid, that’s why i think S. Dahl would be interesting with him, he’s a strong personality and has really gotten into sports the last 5-7 years. Which is the opposite of Terry, all he’s gotten into is eh eh. Anybody else getting tired of the ” i love Mattabattacola just not as much as blah blah blah. Isn’t that from a year ago already, lets get a little fresher huh.
Cub Kid (300levelsports.com)
Grouse, I’m getting tired of the whole shtick. They need a change!
Denver Smeghead
“I wouldn’t mind Bernsie solo- he sounds just fine when he fills in for DP”
Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t stand radio shows where the host goes solo, which is why I only listen to Dan Patrick’s interviews via podcast. If you think there’s dead air with two guys, it’s 10x worse when a solo host is asking a question into thin air.
I enjoy B&B, but I also enjoy the show as much if not more when it’s Bernstein with Goff or Holmes.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Likely I’m in the minority, but I love the zany schtick of Uncle Terry.
And every now and then, when his brain can focus for 10 seconds, he offers a good thought.
I also really like Dahl…but I’m also showing my age (53).
George Oscar Bluth
I agree that, whe he applies himself, Terry can still offer a good thought or two. But he doesn’t give a darn anymore, and it’s becoming a little too apparent.
SHARK
Terry & Dan B.:
I can’t say I’m surprised that Jim Thome will be trading in White Sox pinstripes for the ones worn by the rival Twins as I heard late in yesterday’s show. While I’ll be interested to hear fan reaction when Thome steps to the plate for the first time in a Minnesota road uniform this upcoming baseball season at U.S. Cellular Field, I’m not so sure Jim’s going to provide much offense in what will likely be his last MLB stop in a career destined for Cooperstown and the Baseball Hall of Fame.
One of the guys who pinch hit for Laurence Holmes last night, Brian Paruch, who I still think of as “The Whipping Boy” from his days on the FM side and not as “The King”, brought up a valid point during the show he & Matt Rodewald did before the DePaul/West Virginia basketball game. “Whip” mentioned that just because Thome signed with the Twins doesn’t mean he’s going to get a lot of at-bats there either. Even though the Twins will be moving into Target Field outdoors, complete with a very short porch, Thome’s production is definitely on the decline. “Whip” mentioned that the Twins already have a DH named Jason Kubel, who has been a thorn in the Sox side like so many of those guys in recent years. I’m not so sure Thome will be that productive in Minnesota or anywhere else for that matter.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I have often wondered if he has health problems.
I get the hint of that now and then, but then silence from B&B, Matt & Jason.
famous grouse
Team up Terry and LoHo and put them on after 6:00, if Boers needs the money he’ll stay
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Yes, Shark, The Twins are saying that Thome will be a back-up and PH.
Diggler
Terry Boers is an idiot w/ nothing to say. He’s just collecting a paycheck. Its funny during the uncomfortable cross-talk last friday, he made two interesting comments about the Roast: 1. He’s earned the right to be given the choice to do it or not. 2. He’s not getting paid to do it. He’s like that old man at the bar every night who talks about all the wonderful things he has done, but has turned into a pathetic piece of ****. Can he even host his own show?….if Bernstein called in sick and they could not find a replacement – could Terry Boers do a show by himself? I highly doubt it………and that is your guy who has earned mngt decision rights? I don’t think he likes agreeing w/ everything Bernstein has to say, but he just doesn’t have the intelligence, energy, capability of making a counter-argument. Like yesterday, when he jsut agreed with everything Hub said….”yeh, what he said, that is what I think”….ARE YOU SERIOUS? He does the same thing with swollen-uvula Stone. He could be a sympathetic figure due to his mental decay…….but then you have that problem with him calling everyone an idiot and considering his views (Bernstein’s views) as the “smart fans” perspective.
Matt abboutaintervention is a dumbed-down Bernstein impression, LoHo really needs to get laid and despises stereotypes (hmmmm?), Goff seems good, should get more air-time. Bernstein is fantastic, especially when solo …..one of these days we aer going to lose him for a bigger stage.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I dunno.
The only bigger stage is national Booyah and Bernsie won’t want to move to CT, and Bernsie also won’t want to play nice-nice.
Right now he is the #1 guy at the #1 station in his home-town.
Maybe national syndication? But he really depends on the local meatballs to be his targets.
George Oscar Bluth
Thome as a pinch hitter is the best data set to use to project his “spot duty” role this year, me thinks.
Those numbers?
.220 lifetime, 4 HRs in just-under 100 plate appearances, and, predictably, a boatload of strikeouts.
Good luck, Twinks! Enjoy.
2nd Half Adjustments
if it were nba/nfl players, i’d wonder why all the brothers have on no clothes.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Unless The Twinkies want to use the current DH as trade-bait in the Spring or before the deadline (if they see that JT can still do the DH job???).
Legend of Kyle Orton
Shark, don’t forget that the Twins play Mauer at DH a bunch to keep him from getting worn out. I don’t see Thome taking at bats away from Mauer, though I wish he would when they play the Sox.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Jon Garland signed with The Padres.
Mazel tov Jon.
Reah Porter
I predict Bernsie will become one of the hosts on Monsters and Money with former Score “personality” Mike North.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
LOL.
Bernsie would sooner be the MC at the Bnai Brith Dinner to honor Chet with the “Mel Gibson Good-Guy Award.”
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Or the American Bar Association convention to honor Steve Alford with the “Paragon of Justice” award.
What Happened
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground
Patrick Kaner with his pants on the ground
Ugly women to his left (actually they were all fugly, WTF… can’t get any better women than that)
Shirtless Madden to his right
Gonna party in a limo
and drink all night
Marky Mark
http://www.hardwoodparoxysm.com/2010/01/25/graphic-offense-a-look-at-usage-and-per-mid-season/
Saw this online yesterday. Thought you guys might like to look at it. It’s a little bit of an analysis about how strange the Bulls’ offense (if that’s what you want to call it) is. Gotta love those usage stats for Jannero Pargo and Aaron Gray!!!
Tiger
Nothing like hockey groupies
Jon, Montgomery
i don’t think terry has any health issues.
and as far as their show, i love it, i would be very sad if their show ended on a bad note of health reasons, i wish that their show would be timeless and go on forever, even after the end of the world, they’ll be the only ones left talking sports in the world, hahaha.
so, i don’t want them to be broken up, i don’t know how the chemistry is off the air, though i’ve begun to question it now, because of the insecurity of terry & mac a week ago, but i think everything is fine when i listen, the show is as good as i’ve ever heard it, (i’ve only started listening to them full-time since summer of 07 if i recall correctly), so i’m limited, but.
i think that when terry retires or passes, i think the best thing after a period of time, would be for lawrence holmes to be brought aboard to the B&B show, it would be him and bernsy, i’ve always liked loho better than anybody else that’s filled in with danny.
Lydell
Please address the Haunted Halled Oklahoma City Bunkhouse. It needs to be an X-File. Scully’s getting fat.
Jon, Montgomery
by the way, andre dawson deserved to go into the hall as an expo, he spent a majority of his years in montreal, and in my opinion, that’s what hat he should wear in the hall, he would’ve chosen the cubs if he could’ve chosen, that’s the thing, the hall shouldn’t choose what hat they wear, that bothers me, i know about the wade boggs issue that lead to the hall making that rule, but i think it’s unfair.
Jon, Montgomery
gary in evanston is very happy, haha.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Gary would be happiest if the mascot (Yupi?) made it to the HOF!
George Oscar Bluth
Gary in Evanston drives a r.a p. e van.
Irish Boy
Terrys lack of sports knowledge is astounding.
glamourous
Take it easy, while the girls in pics are not hot model types, there not coyote ugly either
Chet’s Inflated Ego
So The big move that The Cubs made today was to sign Chad Tracy.
Say, Cub Fans…does that nake your toes tingle?
Again, I think that it is going to be a looong Summer on the North Side.
pimp
before any of us judge what these girls look like maybe we should down a 12 pack.
Patrick Sharp
Those Women are Dogs. The Girls to Kanes right looks like a tranny.
George Oscar Bluth
The girl to Kane’s right looks like Phil Rogers?
famous grouse
I just think its interesting that there seems to be alot more people happy to see Terry go than stay. He’s the Jim Thome of talk radio, once great but has now out lived his usefullness. NEW SUBJECT remember when Hub early on said Jim Fassel would be a great OC for Bears, I’ve never heard his name mentioned, has anyone else? I’m still predicting Joe Lombardi QB coach with Breese and Saints.
What Happened
Is is Phil Rogers. He wants to be Hawks groupie b/c he is a baseball re-tard.
Jon, Montgomery
i want terry to stay
Cub Kid (300levelsports.com)
Tracy does make my toes tingle, Ego. He batted .250 something with half a dozen homers? Tingle, tingle.
You’re right about Bernstein, he does rely on the meatballs. He couldn’t do what he does here anywhere else and be successful. He’s a “love him or hate him” kind of guy here. Don’t think he could carry it off somewhere else.
Timmy The Tooth
Atleast there were girls in the limo, not just the dad with his two kids shirtless. Because that would be ***.
famous grouse
Why aren’t the cubs making an effort for Orlando Hudson instead of a couple bench players for almost the same money it would take for a left handed leadoff hitting 2nd baseman.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
What they spent on Nady makes no sense…they could have gotten Hudson for less than that.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
liquid if you are a millionaire hockey player on a canadian road trip your bootay had best be looking like she belongs on the cover of a vivid video production, not of a stone island dive bar girl at 3am.
Cub Kid (300levelsports.com)
Good question, Grouse. It doesn’t seem like they have put much value on the leadoff spot lately. It drives me crazy….
Chet’s Inflated Ego
At least Soriano won’t be hitting lead-off!!!!!!!
Cub Kid (300levelsports.com)
AMEN!!
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Tracy had that one great year (27 HR).
Do you think he went off the juice or that Pitchers figured him out?
famous grouse
We have no leadoff man, no 2nd baseman and no left handed bats hmmmm I wonder who we should look at? Lets call Lovie he’ll know what to do.
Cub Kid (300levelsports.com)
But hey, Soto lost 40 lbs….
SAY MY NAME
I dont get on why the Bears need a qb coach who is good at developing qb’s, ISNT That why they traded for Cutler, he was already a complete qb. If this is the case they should of stayed with Orton and develop him some more.
dave m.
Cub Kid…be cautious. you are talking about the cubs.
pimp
FG it is because jim hendry is in charge. he doesnt have a clue
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I think that “develop” is a nice way to say that JC is a head-case and needs a baby-sitter to help bring him along.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Even so, the best QB in the NFL (Peyton Manning) had Jim Caldwell as his QB Coach for years and still has Tom Moore as his personal OC…and he doesn’t need developing.
By the way, if The Colts win the Super Bowl we could have another historic first…the first time that a legally deceased Head Coach won the Super Bowl.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Caldwell is not so much with the fire and the passion, huh?
Denver Smeghead
“(Bernstein) couldn’t do what he does here anywhere else and be successful.”
If you cloned a baby Bernstein and had him grow up in New York or Denver or any other number of cities, that clone would be successful, as every city has their meatballs.
dave m.
why stop at a roast? mr. bores and mr. bernstein should be boiled in oil for the way they treat some callers.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
OK, Cubs fans…most likely I have some mistakes here…but this is how I see their line-up today:
1. The Riot
2. Fukudome
3. DLee
4. Ramirez
5. Byrd
6. Soriano
7. Soto
8. Fontenot
9. P
DannyPartridge
Patrick Kane looks a lot like Danny Bonaduce! I hope can stay out of trouble.
Bink
won’t Fuke lead off ? i thought so ?
south side paul
Two things
1) Al bundy said it best pretty women makes us buy beer ugly women makes us drink beer
2) There is not enoigh beer in this world that would ever make those fugly looking womem look
good looking short of going blind or dying.
dave m.
looking at mr. bores’ and mr. bernstein’ score page pictures, i would call them more than “unfortunate looking”.
Cub Kid (300levelsports.com)
I think you are pretty right-on with the line-up, Ego. I do think Bink might be right with Fuke in the leadoff spot though. Who knows? I’m not sure Lou knows….
famous grouse
southside i’ll bet the only thing your picking up on a sat. nite is the sunday tribune, they might not be knockouts but i’ve seen alot worse
tiki
What happened on cross-talk last week that the boys have made references to? I looked at past comments and couldnt’ find anything.
Bink
cross talk… the only person Terry loves is himself, probably makes a statement about his *** life also.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
CUB KID, you laugh at soto’s weight loss, but in theory, with his conditioning matching his talent level, the cubs added an all star that wasn’t there last year. ok he has to produce first but he is an all star talent, so that’s a valuable thing.
new non sports topic- the ipad, it looks like those large a$$ calculators or remote controls with the big a$$ buttons that did the same things that regular size ones did. 499-799 for a roided ipod touch and 130 more for a roided iphone. what’s the point?
Cub Kid (300levelsports.com)
No, I know its a good thing BTS. I just want to see it translate to his rookie season numbers….
Iceman (300levelsports.com)
Haven’t heard but I figured Huet was back in net tomorrow?
pimp
sotos rookie season numbers may also need a shot or two
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I was at the ceremony that relentless and wheelingdad were inducted into the score blog police hall of fame.
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I used to work at the store that wheelingdad bought his score blog police blow-up doll at.
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I once saw relentless and jaimie in hoffman estates going to see brokeback mountain together.
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I once changed the tires on the score blog police car that wheelingdad drives.
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I used to work at the company that relentless ordered his mail order bride from.
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I have a score blog police mousepad that wheelingdad gave me. (he said he didn’t have a mouse though)
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I once saw jaimie in hoffman estates spray painting his trailer.
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I used to work at the lovers lane that wheelingdad and relentless would shop together at.
SPAULDING!
big time sucker–
I’ve spent about five minutes on the internet on the I-phone. That’s enough for me.
I’m the type that is actually waiting for an Astromech R2 unit before I commit to any more technology.
The CD? Total bu11$&. . once you realize how much space they take up, the durability issue (especially with CD-RW), and the cost. But, they were better than tapes.
The down side of the I-pod? Tiny, tinny speakers, and you have to make a playlist. I like the sound out of full-size speakers.
I think it’d be hilarious if people started to get “expansion screens” or “expansion keypads” (of a much better quality). . . .
Wouldn’t you just have a laptop? And you can make long distance calls on them.
For the record, I don’t have any i- . I have the cheapest (free) touch-screen Samsung phone with minimum frills.
I also thought of tiny pocket projectors last year (how long was that in the pipeline?)
Jon, Montgomery
iceman, i would figure niemi is in net, figuring that the hawks have been rotating goalie every game, unless the goalie has gotten a shutout in the previous game, which huet did not, and honestly, i didn’t like what i saw from huet in edmonton, the oilers are last in the west, and huet didn’t have to make any tough saves, until the last one of the game where he dove to save the open net, i commend him for that, but still, he stopped 22 of 24 shots on goal, in my mind, still not a good enough performance to give him a 2nd straight start, now, i don’t know if huet relaxed a little bit after he was provided a four goal lead to protect, and he let in a couple a softies, who knows what goes on in a gaolies head, but anyway, niemi should get the start at san jose, not only because it’s his turn, but to get him back out on the ice after having to be pulled, you don’t want him to think because he had a bad game that the team doesn’t have trust in him between the pipes, so, niemi should get the start in net against the sharks. and regardless of what happens, it should be a fun game to watch.
Art
I went to Vancouver to watch the Hawks play. They don’t deserve any better than the those girls in the Limo. Especially the way they played. That city was full of beautiful women, and they were smart of enough not to be seen with limp players like the Hawks were that night. I hope the other players went to the Roxy on Granville. By the way, what a good time city.
Mundane Achievement
I once say Timmiemac, buy a Susan Boyal cd.
General Soreness
9:22 pm….watching the Aussie Open.
Call me a freak, but I would f**k the s**t out of Serena Williams and those big, black t**ties of hers. Must be the Norcos talkin’!!!
Happy holidays..
Bernsie is crazy, he would trade Rose and Noah for Durant?? Kobe, Lebron, or Wade, i would. Durant is not physical enough and his body doesn’t seem like he can really bulk up.
General Soreness
I could have fun with those ****** in the Hawks’ limo too.
But, then again, I do have a *** addiction to go along with my proclivity towards pain killers.
General Soreness
ps….those last two posts are all me. No Timmie mackin’ here….
Jon, Montgomery
rose is playing the best basketball in the NBA right now, he’s on fire!!!!!!!
SPAULDING!
A Niemi start in San Jose would signal that they want to get Huet upstairs and get him outta here.
Incidentally, dead air is one of Dahl’s signatures. He absolutely hates every milisecond filled with someone’s voice (usually a guy chewing loudly on some words just to ensure there is no dead air).
Like Harry Shearer in Wayne’s World 2
“uh huh?”
“Huh!- waa hay OHH!”
south side paul
Club Kid
Soto must have dropped one big dukie to lose 40 punds.
south side paul
Famous Grouse
Your a funny guy did mommy help ya out with that lame retort.
How about getting out of the basement and discovering the real world.
Friend dont let friends pick up pigs like that, esp when your a pro athlete.
southside paul
I f any two people have a face for radio b&b are it.
Joe Crudo
Man, my Hawks are soooo wasted. I’m really proud of these guys.
BLACKHAWKS trying their version of a STANLEY CUP SHUFFLE ala BEARS…
I guess this is another Hockey tradition Bernstein won’t ever understand
Party Limo
A wild party like a bachelorette or bachelor party will not be complete without a party limo.
Richardwasingeot
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A GUI can be used with Sikuli. Sikuli is an open siurce scripting application that will use a mixture of simple commands like click, type, wait and so on. There’s no internal API support, it just searches the screen for the image in the screenshot-which implies that you’ll use it for anything. There is literally no limit on how you employ it to automate things.
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Some idiot in today’s Sun-Times is pushing Jim Zorn as OC.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
He was so bad at calling plays that the Redskins had to bring Sherm Lewis out of retirement this year to call the pass plays.
He is beyond awful.
If that’s where The Bears go, then they have sunk below The Raiders.
By game-4, they’d need to hire Ron Turner as a “consultant”.