Boers and Bernstein Show - Written by Bernstein on Monday, February 1, 2010 8:29 - 201 Comments
Martz Madness
Please, O Great and Almighty Chicago Sports Deity (Demon?), let there be an afternoon press conference soon, where Bears brass can blather about how this apparent hiring of Mike Martz as OC went down. Come to think of it, it might be even more entertaining to hear the three wise men explain why Kevin Rogers ended up with the job.
Yes, the involvement of Jay Cutler appears a bit excessive. But it is possible that Martz wanted to make sure he could stomach a dinner with him before signing on to coach him, rather than the other way around. Either, it makes for a brutal embarrassment if the negotiations collapse: one scenario is an overempowered QB disrupting organizational balance and a fallback OC choice arriving pre-undermined, and the other is an unemployed offensive coach refusing to take the job because he can’t play nice with Cutler.
It will be an uphill battle, too, for Martz to install his terminology in a class attended by Devin Hester, Joaquin Iglesias, Earl Bennett, Johnny Knox and Devin Aromashodu. Start with “Hop on Pop,” and work from there.
Did you watch Tim Tebow Saturday? Good luck with that. If you can’t keep from holding the ball below your waist, you will struggle to avoid turnovers. Does Tony Dungy still want to use the first overall pick on this guy?
Amazing stat regarding the Bulls’ crazy run: they are the first team in NBA history to win five straight road games against winning teams on the same trip. The most recent victory was as improbable as any, with a late Hornet turnover not only allowing OT, but tearing Chris Paul’s knee cartilage in the process. The bizarre anti-Hinrich crowd has been quiet since his insertion has helped ignite them.
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Chris in Scottsdale
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Look at David Schuster’s blog, toward the bottom.
He has no clue that the word is spelled “precursor” but he speaks of these events being a “pre-curser” for The Bulls. If there is a Chicago Sports Demon, then this is pre-curse for Da Bulls!!!
Martz would be such a huge mistake.
The injury to Dwight Freeny looks serious.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Tebow could do well in an arena league.
Shank”em in the Shower
Someone tried to tell me that while everyone bashes Tim Tebow as an NFL quarterback, he would still make a good fullback.
And this is apparently something to brag about. Pro teams don’t draft fullbacks and the really good ones, no one knows about. So there you have it: A fringe NFL fullback that is sparsely used and will have to re-learn a new position.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
And as a FB, once in a while, could chuck the ball downfield in the “wildcat”.
Lydell
Free speech? Come on down! Tell CBS to give The Tebow Commercial the “No, Thank You.” http://act.credoaction.com/campaign/superbowl_focus/?rc=fb_share1
Chet’s Inflated Ego
If you have the $, you can buy the air-time.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
ok, i kinda tried to make this point friday but here we go again.
could it simply be a case of thhe bears going with the devil they know as opposed to the devils they don’t know? did they schedule Martz last because they wanted to find a needle in a heystack? Someone who can tolerate the brash QB and be cheap at the same time? I mean think about it, I never even heard of Ken Zampese, Hue Jackson, Kevin Rodgers or Rod Chudzinsky until these interviews. But everyone knows martz. He has been in the limelight before and what you see is what you get with him. In other words, there was probably nothing new said in the interview or nothing that lovie didn’t already know. While i am sure there was a bunch of stuff said in the other 4 that Lovie had no idea about in regards to philosophy, plans, coaching styles and things of that nature. Plus it gives a bunch of younger guys a chance to interview for a higher level position. The problem i have is that the bears were in no position to do that. They needed to hire somebody quick and if you knew what you’re getting with Martz, and guessed you’re going to go that way, then get him in and get Cutler into a film room with him and start nailing down that terminology and that playbook!!! If the bears had gotten deep into the playoff’s and Ron Turner was hired as a head coach, you can play the games the bears played, giving younger guys a chance to show their chops, doing them a favor, taking your time, and then falling back on the vetern. But at 7-9 it is just not the right time for that
George Oscar Bluth
Not true, Chet. That man-on-man dating service thingee got denied, not due to lack of funds, but as to controversial content. The double standard is piping hot at CBS!
Lydell
Chet, you ignorant never-was. It’s not the money grasp. It’s the fear-of-offending the Sanctimonious Superstition Kids.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
i love what the bulls did, but it doesn’t get any easier. the last time the bulls had back to back home games is jan 9-10. They don’t do that again until the 10th and the 16th. Granted the next two games are winnable, then they play atlanta in atlanta and that’s tough, then fly home and play miami and that’s a tough game, at indiana who plays us tough in their building, then orlando. the annual home and home with new york typically ends in a split,, then they play 4 easy games against bad teams then they play portland. If they can come out of February with a winning record, we play a bunch of home games in march, albeit against winning teams but i think this team might be able to vie for a home court series if they keep minding their p’s and q’s
Chet’s Inflated Ego
IMHO, so long as the content doesn’t violate FCC standards then I think if the check clears you get your commercial.
Not saying that’s how it really is, just saying that I think it ought to be that simple…especially for a highly regulated industry that profits from the “public airwaves”.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
tim tebow and the gators took a who gives a darn about the SEC on CBS and helped turn it into a pretty good ratings sweep. I don’t have numbers but i am guessing the ratings spike when the gators are on rather than let’s say Mississippi state vs ole miss or south carolina. I guess CBS feels they owe him one.
George Oscar Bluth
I will be shocked if the Bulls go 4-2 in their six.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
lydell, just mute your tv, go to the bathroom, or find whatever is on spike tv for that 30 seconds. It ain’t worth getting your blood pressure sky high over.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I think that Lydell’s line, that Chet was a “never was” was 100% pure genius!!!
meesohawnee
well for at least a bit.. The Bulls have actually earned Dan’s unwavering love for a change. .Give em credit. They could have rolled over.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Taylor Swift and Lady Gagga must be in the T of B this year.
Lydell
(My TV is ALWAYS muted during televised sports. Blood pressure’s fine. Tone: matter of fact.) It’s the My God Can Beat Up Your God silliness–us vs. them–that seems…unChristian. Freedom FROM is as important as Freedom OF.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
darn it, Gaga
Chet’s Inflated Ego
If The Bears wind up settling for Martz as OC, I hope thgat someone says he was their “first choice” because that will be a great WYC entry.
At this point, the best thing to do would be to hire someone from The Colts or Saints.
People who know much more than me have blogged here in favor of Coach Lombardi of The Saints.
Lydell
Chester….stallion….it takes big, inflated if you will, man to admit a spelling error in public. Your average Amurrican would blame someone else,
Chet’s Inflated Ego
The funny thing is that I can spell, but I can’t type for $hit.
George Oscar Bluth
Given that I believe Martz definitively ends Lovie’s head coaching career in Chicago, in an odd way, I’m all for the move.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
no i am tired of waiting. The lick your wounds period of the offseason is slowly coming to a close, it’s time to get to work NOW, and there is much work to be done
Lydell
The key: hunt, measure twice, peck. And an index finger is all you need.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
GOB is a sly, sly dog!
Lydell
And now back to Bears Overchew….
Chet’s Inflated Ego
That’s my problem, I usually speed along using two fingers!
Chet’s Inflated Ego
“Bears overchew” is 100% accurate.
And certainly I have chewed that cud time and again and again and then again.
Lydell
Fresh Cud: Tebow in Montreal. French arrogance + Christian intolerance =_________
Chet’s Inflated Ego
= The St. Bartholomew’s Day Massacre.
George Oscar Bluth
Christian intolerance? well I never….
big time sucker(formely MABT)
if a 30 second ad is all the news of the day, i think i will concentrate on work. someone wake me when somethign exciting has happened.
George Oscar Bluth
big time, do you honestly have the option of going to sleep right now? I’d kill for that.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
The cud of the day is Martz!
Adam
Bears….. Give us a guy that can Cutler can trust and beleive and make sure you take advantage of Cutler’s arm. Turner was doing little 5 yard passes, screens, and plays designed for WR’s to block(they cannot block anybody). He was using a strong arm Cutler to make plays managable Kyle Orton was making. We need to have an OC that stretches the field and uses all weapons at his disposal. If thats Martz, fantastic, but we can’t wait forever because we know how hard it is to have a pro bowl caliber quarterback. Defense- Where was the mentality of a few years ago where we were always around the football whether it a run or pass, our defense lost heart and we need somebody to bring out their best, through talent and heart.
Lydell
A Martzian Irony: how come an anal-retentive presence such Rando is loathe to include the Tight End?
Flynn
Ill stick to what I said the day of thenews conference on Jan. 5th. They will hire Martz, the offense will improve (it wouldve anyway), Lovie gets fired, and Martz is your new coach in 2011.
Sun-Times media poll: Jim Rose, underrated? Are you kidding! He should win overrated! Been mailing it in and cashing that check for years!!
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Jim Rose as under-rated speaks more about the dim-bulbs who responded to the ST poll.
Maybe they could even show shom love to Chet???
Nah, they can’t be that stooopid can they?
Chet’s Inflated Ego
darn it some, that was supposed to be “some” love
I am really having a bad day with the typing
I feel like $hit today.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Yeah bts, I wish I could just close my office door and nod-off…but that would be playing with lotta fire (as in “fired”).
big time sucker(formely MABT)
flynn, post the hyperlink when you talk about an article or something so we can all enjoy the fun of spewing all over jim rose’s name
big time sucker(formely MABT)
that sounded really bad, vomiting is what i was going for
big time sucker(formely MABT)
i meant in a preverbial sense, i did say i was going to concentrate on work, now stop it people, this blog is too addicting at times LOLOLOL, even when i want to get away i can’t
Likquid Swordz
LOL you can tell its a Monday. People are f-ing up here left and right.
I still refuse to show any excitement over the Bulls. That Sacramento loss at home still ticks me off……up by 35 points in the 3rd qtr and lose in regulation. And that dumb azz coach saying “it happens”
Yeah I hold onto grudges.
Mike Martz is pig latin for “sabotage”
Lydell
Because I care: prOverbial.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I need to update my Pig Latin Dictionary, my translation said that Mike Martz was PL for back-stabber.
pulseczar
Why do they even bother having an actual game for the Pro Bowl? Just make it an award.
I’m glad Derrick Rose has been proving me wrong. I was beginning to wonder if he’d ever turn the corner. I hope he keeps it up.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Booyah’s Robert Stanbury Olney, III is reporting that The Twins are after Orlando Hudson for leadoff and 2B.
Likquid Swordz
Chet I think in this situation it could mean both. I hope the Bears draft a real front office in 2011.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I’m with you pulseczar…make the Pro Bowl an honor, an award but don’t play the stupid game.
Someone here had a great idea: do it as a skills competition.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Right you are ls, Martz will end the JA/LS dynamic duo.
I don’t think he could deep-six Ted The Bean-Counter.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
In fact, I truly have enjoyed the “so much c rap” sound-bite from Jerry each Thursday at the start of WYC because each day he gives that new meaning as he dishes c rap we are supposed to swallow.
Lydell
OCab and OHud, both homeless. But there IS hope!
Likquid Swordz
Happy 6th anniversary of Janet Jackson’s mammary’s TV debut at the Super Bowl.
Flynn
Pro Bowl solution: Forget about the game, instead bring back the Old Superstars Competition.
AFC vs NFC. The lineman compete in tug-of-war. The WR’s and RB’s do the obstacle course.
The QB’s and K’s have an accuracy contest. Do it all in a 3 hour live telecast.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
and Booyah currently employs Don Ohlmeyer and his son, Don was the creator of Superstars back when. Could be a cinch, and much more entertaining than the slop I ignored yesterday (only saw “highlights”).
Flynn
http://labs.suntimes.com/survey/index.php
here is the link to the sun-times survey.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
And ever since the “wardrobe malfunction” we have had (in no particular order): Paul McCartney, The Stones, Prince, The Boss and Tom Petty…and now The Who.
Jon, Montgomery
the OC, (orlando cabrera), did sign with the reds lydell.
if o-dog does go to the twins, that would be bad, the twins are the only team that could challenge the sox in the division, if they have hudson for lead-off, that could get scary, hopefully they all freeze their @sses off up there in below -0 degree weather in april in the new outdoor stadium.
and what the heck was pink doing last night?
Likquid Swordz
The only one of that list I actually enjoyed was Prince because I grew up with those songs. The rest of them, I am sure I was heaping a paper plate with BBQ while they was “performing”
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I think that my wife admired Paul McCartney’s plastic surgery, and would say that the others looked so oooold.
Otherwise, meh.
I hit the head and then hit the kitchen….
famous grouse
I held out hope the Bears were actually waiting for the super bowl to end so they could pursue a coach from a WINNING team that had a great offense and of course i was wrong. NO has a couple young assistant coaches that seemed perfect, the QB coach from Ind. was never going to happen why would he give up OC with Colts down the line for Bears, But QB coach and TE coach of Saints sounded promising. This might be better though, we suffer thru another terrible season, 5-11or 6-10 at best then all new front office and staff. i keep dreaming!
big time sucker(formely MABT)
u2 wasn’t bad although their actual shows are better, but what would be wrong about bringing let’s say kings of leon up or green day or something like that, even pearl jam would be better than this. that said, i think cbs and the who have been good for eachother over the years. the who provides cbs with it’s top show’s themes, cbs gives the who a stage
Chet’s Inflated Ego
kings of leon would be great…and I’m an old ****
Chet’s Inflated Ego
You can’t even say f art here???
Lydell
Thanks on OCab. I didn’t know that was official. And I too fear The Piranha-y Hud.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
My prediction for Super Bowl 2011: Eric Clapton.
Lydell
The Pro Bowl vs. The Grammys. Dueling Clusterthings. That’s why Jesus gave us DVD players. Or so I’ve been told.
Lydell
SBowl ‘11: can’t Rudy Vallee be exhumed? http://www.rudyvallee.com/
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I hit the hay early last night, by cracky.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
We’d need to get Rudee one heckuva megaphone!!!
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I meant Rudy!
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I think they are about one year away from having Englebert Humperdinck or Kukla, Fran and Ollie.
Jon, Montgomery
i was aksing myself over and over sat nite.
why was huet getting a 3rd straight start in net?
can anybody give me a good reason for that?
General Soreness
The more I watch Durant play, the more I think that Bernstein’s 2 for 1 trade idea (Rose & Noah for Durant) is not so crazy. I love having those two on the Bulls but I think we have seen Noah’s ceiling. Durant is 6′9″ and shoots like a 2 guard. He is second in scoring in his sophmore season despite playing for OKC. Add 25 lbs to that kid and he would be an absolute beast. With proper diet he can fill out.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
i will say, if they invite Page and Plant who then in turn invite john paul jones and jon bonham’s son, i will not complain, and if they invite pink floyd i will only complain because there isn’t enough time to arrange the staging for a proper pink floyd show, plus by the time shine on you crazy diamond is half way through, it would be time to start the second half
big time sucker(formely MABT)
my vote, if they are still alive, IRON BUTTERFLY
Jon, Montgomery
durant is the most athletic player, as far as hieght and arm length and flexibility, since THE…
SSSTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLTT.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
it’s durant’s junior year but your point is well taken
Chet’s Inflated Ego
And to think that Durant was the SECOND draft choice that year.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
or I. Ron Butterfly as Rev. Lovejoy said.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
jon, don’t get ahead of yourself, durant is good, but not the most dominate player in the game, but he is a unique specimen. Imagine if your the gm for portland, they draft tyrus and trade him for aldridge(good move), then they pass over durant and draft oden and all they get is a picture of his junk
Jon, Montgomery
by the way, is anybody fine with “the who” doing the super bowl half-time show? or does nobody really care about it? because i think what they’ve been rolling out has been cr*p since the wardrobe malfunction, the need to get some heavy rock in the half-time show, like metallica or AC/DC.
SPAULDING!
The Bears were in a no-win situation:
Keep Turner, even though it can be arugued that players actually got worse in his practices
or
look for a guy for one year.
The only criterea in choosing the new lame duck is that he:
Keeps Cutler alive
and
uses the same terminology for the rest of the offense. It’s simple. Angelo said “no” to Martz, and now he has to eat those words. I wonder who he really wants. I think Angelo is only in charge of drafting and player contracts.
Anyone see the Redwings/ Penguins game? Kromwell hits a guy square in the face: no call.
Some ticky-tack interferrence call in overtime could have given the Redwings an undeserved win.
Nice to see the right team won that match up.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I thought that The Who was just a boring, boring selection.
I mean, I was a kid in the 60s and they were second-shelf even then (waaaay behind The Beatles, Stones, Cream, Zep etc.).
Jon, Montgomery
now now, i didn’t say kevin was as good as the stilt, but probably the most comparable to wilt if he fills out his body a little bit, if durant does do some muscle building this off-season, he will be up there with kobe and lebron.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
durant can get that proper diet here, here kevin, for lunch we go to Lou Malnattis, for dinner, gibsons, for midnight snack weiners circle, repeat 7 days a week, then get into the weight room and turn that globular stuff into muscle.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I’m sure that NHl/NBC wants to see a Pens-Caps rematch in the East.
I’d love to see a Hawks final with the survisor of that eastern match.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
love the classic Sh-Caah-Go diet there bts.
Jon, Montgomery
joe-o and rock were talking about the SB half-time show sat nite, (i have really become a huge fan of their show), about how “the who” didn’t deserve to be brought out there, and they were saying that their should be some more current bands playing at the big game, does anybody here have a band that they want to see playing at the SB?
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I believe that the Hawks beat eather the Pens or Caps in 7.
SHARK
Terry & Dan B.:
I know you guys had a field day when you announced the news of Mike North & Dan Jiggetts joining CBS2 with “Monsters & Money in the Morning” a while back and had trouble trying to keep a straight face. “Monsters & Money” officially debuted this morning, and I woke up early enough to at least sample bits & pieces of it. Their new show is nothing more, nothing less than a glorified ripoff of CNBC’s “Squawk Box”, which airs around the same time as the new CBS2 morning show.
As for Mike Martz, I don’t want the lovechild of Steve Dahl & Roger Ebert, let alone the guy who looks like the Mayor on “Spin City” as the Bears’ new Offensive Coordinator. I can easily picture Martz clashing not only with head coach Lovie Smith & defensive coordinator (possibly) Rod Marinelli on the sidelines. I can also see Jay Cutler getting right in Martz’s face during a game if things go sour. The Bears don’t have nearly the personnel for Martz’s system to work, and regardless who is eventually hired, the new Offensive Coordinator could be here for one season if the Bears go backward again. Besides, they play at Soldier Field, where they play on a **** field not exactly suited to what Martz would want to implement.
Jon, Montgomery
durant also needs, “active rest”.
General Soreness
My bad, BTS. Man time is flying by the older I get.
Jon, Montgomery
to be honest chet, i think the only team that could beat the hawks in a 7-game series, is the washington capitals, if our goaltending is still shaky, the caps fire in goals at will, if it was the hawks and caps in the finals, there would probably be a combined 10 goals for each game.
General Soreness
ps. He’s also carrying my fantasy Basketball team!
And I am not saying that I want the bulls to make that trade…but it is not such a crazy idea.
Likquid Swordz
My guess for 2011: Someone who is already dead.
Sounds like the NFL is playing it too safe. Show one mammary and now your SB Half Time show is performed by people the majority of football fans didnt know where still alive (if they knew who they were at all). I find it interesting that when they advertise The Who performing halftime they play soundbites of songs that are also played for the intros to CSI and CSI:Miami.
Its kind of reminds me of a few years back when the NBA was advertising their product with the music of Tony Bennett in the backdrop. Like the casual NBA fan has a connection to that kind of music.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
and yet I’m not sure that the Caps get past the Pens!
Lydell
Iron Butterfly! In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida would fit snugly into halftime. And I still enjoy the Clutch Cargo on Acid segment within. So would the rest of the country–if told to.
General Soreness
I didn’t watch the Pro Bowl, but I’ll have to admit that I did enjoy watching the NFL Networks coverage of the practices. It’s nice to see the personality behind the helmets and Warren Sapp is actually pretty funny as a sideline reporter. He is also good on the Sunday shows along with Irvin, Faulk and Eisner. They rip on each other all the time and it is entertaining.
Lydell
Forgot about today’s North/Jiggetts remake. Jiggs REMAINS my favorite 400 pound black white stripe down the middle of the road. Sookie-sookie doesn’t pass for conversation. Let me know the day he says something remotely provocative. But also…..
Capt. Obvious
Now that the exaustive search for the best and brightest O.C. has come to a close, the Bears braintrust can focus on bringing in the best available Defensive Coodinator., thus ensuring a most successful upcoming season…….not
Likquid Swordz
SI.com reports Orlando Cabrera will sign with Reds.
Meh.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I very clearly and specifically missed North etc. this a.m.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
The Captain is obviously correct, sadly.
General Soreness
Sorry, if I am not mistaken, most of the original Iron Butterfly line-up is dead.
Capt. Obvious
Oh yeah, does anyone have a review on the Money-Monsters show?
Lydell
Sigh.
Nike Morph
Im betting on, so bad its entertaining.
Lydell
I’m not usually so chatty. Maybe it’s a lifetime of SBowl Memories. Gathering. Overwhelming. Fargit. Let’s sing! Up, up, with people….you meet ‘em wherever you go….(I kid the people. They have such a great sense of humor.)
Capt. Obvious
Pappy is the cat with 90 lives, so even if this is another bomb, Im sure something else will come up.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
As Chet says, Pappy can “print money.”
Lydell
Maybe Murph can join The Broadcast as Cub Economic Reporter. Cringe a little, cringe a lot.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
what does pappy print money on, those gadget money printers found in the back of comic books?
big time sucker(formely MABT)
his apple 2 gs? or his ibm image writer attached to his pc jr
big time sucker(formely MABT)
he prints money, speaks garbage, the real chet coppeck is stuck in a time vaccume and the world is just soaring past him
Chet’s Inflated Ego
dead-on bts…as usual
Likquid Swordz
As long as there is a meatball population, there will be a Mike North show.
We must do something about the meatballs before TVs throughout Chicagoland implode after 3 secs of Monsters & Money
pimp
jon
huet get the start because he is their guy. like it or not.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I agree with pimp
also, the Playoffs is not the time to find out if he can play every game.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
AHHHH, brain-****…I got Neimi mixed-up with Huet.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I am barely hangin’ on today…90-ish minutes and I can hit the highway.
Sorry I have been so braindead…today especially.
SAY MY NAME
SO people who watch north & jiggetts = meatballs
people who post here all day mon- friday = not meatballs???
i dont get it. maybe just a different type of meatball.
Capt. Obvious
Just remember, when eating your shoes, put lots of Marconi on em
Lydell
Adrian!!!!!
Chet’s Inflated Ego
There could be many appropriate names for people who post on the B&B blog, but “meatball” isn’t one of them.
If Colbert decided to do a take-off on an ill-educated version of his talk-host character, he’d be doing what North does.
But what the heck, I’m a dumba$$
George Oscar Bluth
No, Say My Name…the equation is off
Meatball = anyone that would even consider taking sport betting or money investment advice from Mike North.
Loser = guys like me who blog here during the day.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
i am a sweedish meatball, a little more refined, not quite as likely to give you heartburn, but yet, still a meatball
big time sucker(formely MABT)
actually i am just a guy who is married into a family where sports talk is ranked near the bottom of the talking points priority list, and since i am a transplant into my town, don’t have a lot of freinds to talk sports to, so here i am
Likquid Swordz
I think the #1 requirement of the meatball is a bushy moustache while wearing a Bears hat.
By cracky.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I think my wife would rather get a root canal than even have sports on the tv or radio.
I remember we (including kids) went to a Big Mac/Sammy Cubs/Cards game at the height of the race for ‘61 in 1998 (OK we were suckers too) and she read a book the whole time.
This is my only shot at sports conversation.
I suppose I could call B&B and get yelled at for being a dolt and a buffoon, but…this is my best option.
Pete Schweddys Balls
meatball=lemming/pack mentality
loser=flawed, but able to think independently
Chet’s Inflated Ego
good one Pete
SAY MY NAME
i got it now, so i like north & jiggetss but I dont take financial advice from them and post here all day.
half a loser meatball?
Chet’s Inflated Ego
No because in their own way, they can be fun bad.
Jiggs is a good guy.
But if you think North makes sense too often…call your Doctor!!!
Could be a warning sign of a stroke or Parkinsons.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
And if you find Chet to be entertaining/enjoyable…call the funeral home because most likely you are legally dead.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
a meatball poster would post nothing but inane cliche’s and generalities. you can like who ever the heck you want, it’s a free country, we just ask you come strong, and yes
soy un perdidor, i’m a loser baby so why don’t you kill me
hey, that’s a half time show, BECK
Pete Schweddys Balls (a.k.a. Capt. Obvious)
thx chet
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TO bts, I really dont think “perdidor” is an actual spanish word.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
i stand corrected, it’s perdedor thank you
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Geez, I’m impressed.
I can only make typos in one language.
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BTS, I dont think “perdedor” is an actual spanish word, in my 30 + yrs of being a latino , I have not heard of that word, I may be wrong.
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I stand corrected, it is a spanish word, my apologies BTS. Google is an awesome invention. I should go back to Mexico.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
the most misleading word in the english language,
IF
Chet’s Inflated Ego
The three most misleading words in the English language:
Bears All Access.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
The WBBM photo on top of this page of the guy who set fire to a Church makes him look like the love-child of Bill Clinton and Carroll O’Connor.
Chris in Scottsdale
This postseason has been interesting…
I think I actually heard my first analysis of the game this morning. Up to this point, all I’ve heard about is:
-ProBowl FAIL.
-Tim Tebow’s unaborted fetus.
-Who Dat being peed on by the NFL.
-Pete Townsend’s offenderisms.
It’s kind of funny… I don’t remember a game itself getting less press in the time leading up to it than this one.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Hard to think of a team more boring than The Colts. (And I’m rooting for them).
And Who Dat…no real story lines about the team, just the city, the Quarter, Katrina etc.
Maybe, maybe, maybe tomorrow during media day we will get someone with a pulse.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I think that Media Day is actually today.
Booyah’s Jon Miller won the Frick Award from the Baseball HOF.
He is my favorite national announcer, he can overcome the dead-weight of Joe Morgan.
Miller is also tremendously funny and does great spot-on impressions of Vin Scully, Bob Sheppard (The Yankees PA announcer etc. etc.).
Jon, Montgomery
mike martz has officially been named the bears OC, so says zach zaidman.
Likquid Swordz
Well….2-14 here we come
big time sucker(formely MABT)
WOW I was just about to post, “WILL SOMEONE MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT SOMETHING ANYTIME SOON!!!” but i guess that just happened so at least from a news being reported point of view, i am pleased
Jon, Montgomery
cutler is dead meat
Chet’s Inflated Ego
If it’s from ZZ, it’s from The Bears.
Now we need to draft Tebow so he can wear “Bears” on the left eye-black and 2-14 on the right.
Jon, Montgomery
and b&b say that martz cuts players who don’t understand his playbook, well, now the bears will have no wide receivers,
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I hope he doesn’t now try to sign old Martz players, ya know an Adam Archeletta of WR (Bruce etc.)
Chet’s Inflated Ego
that is such bad, sad news
I would have preferred Jim Zorn, and I hate Zorn’s offense
Jon, Montgomery
we’ll everyone knows i’m a fan of a team that has gone bad, well bears fans, you are now officially part of the club, you have achieved worse than the NFL blob, you are headed towards… the bottomdwellers.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Maybe Martz wanted too much $ when he first was interested, and jerking him around while they interviewed lots of other candidates was their way of McCaskeying him down.
Jon, Montgomery
and martz’ offense, B&B say, that cutler would have to make 7 step drops in this new offense, good luck with that.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
With the current O-line, Cutler can’t drop 7″ no less 7 steps
Flynn
Lovie, Martz, Marinelli, Tice. Is there ANY team in the NFL that has this many assistants who were former Head Coaches? Is this a good thing, or bad? I would suggest good if they were all working with a coach who had a long term contract and they were all working towards a common goal. However, for a lame duck such as Lovie, it would seem most of these former head coaches would be more interested in making their own selves look good for a possible shot as the guy to take over when Lovie gets canned. Counterproductive? you betcha!
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Does Martz getting the job count as “as surprise or two along the way?”
Chet’s Inflated Ego
All BAD Head Coaches!!!
Jon, Montgomery
with this news, i’m going to repeatedly throw up and then go lie down until spring training, that way i can miss the B.S. press conference the bears are going to have. yeehe.
Likquid Swordz
150 – 151
That’s the combined NFL head coaching record of Lovie, Martz, Marinelli, and Tice.
And the Bears are trying to recover with THIS bunch? Booyah and NBC would be wise not to have this team on Sunday/Monday Night Football.
This is sadistically funny bad
Flynn
The Bears handling of the coordinator search damages Jay Cutler, not just from an on-field perspective, but from a credibility perspective as well with his own teammates. The Bears players aren’t stupid, they can see the weight Cutler now holds in this organization. If Cutler was able to make the call on who will be offensive coordinator, how do you dare ever cross him if youre a WR, or offensive lineman on the team? You cant, or you risk losing your starting spot on the roster.
If the Bears want to get out of this slippery slope they have now created, theyd better let Brian Urlacher and/or Lance Briggs have a say in who will be defensive coordinator. That way they can say they wanted ALL of their leaders in on these key decisions. If they don’t, good luck to a player who isnt on the same page as Cutler.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
nicely done flynn, nicely done, that thought never occured to me.
i am not so gloom and doom about martz being here, there will be days and games where the numbers will be outrightly gaudy and days and games where they will be putrid, but if he can turn jon kitna into a 4000 yard passer, cutler should be eyeballin 4500 no problem
Northwest Al
Guys,
We know this is not going to work. I’m for trading Cutler now to move up in the draft….AZ could be looking for a QB…maybe they can package Boldin and their picks. Find a QB in the draft that these idiots can sell this bull to. I love to keep Cutler but keeping him with this coaching staff will be disasterous. This will go no where. Scrap the team and start over NOW!!!!!!!!!
big time sucker(formely MABT)
i say hire **** jauron as dc and you have a bad ex coaches six pack.
Marky Mark
I was thinking either Jauron, or Herm Edwards, simply because Herm Edwards is a “Lovie guy” who came through the Tampa 2 system. Boy would that be a fun cast of characters…
Michael from Indy
I don’t believe that Martz will work well with the Bears wide receievers but if the Bears go and get a running back like Reggie Bush, who might get cut by the Saints, could he serve as the Marshall Faulk role in the new Bears offense.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
i am taking a wait and see approach. In one hand i have the rams of those awesome offensive years, on the other i have the terry shae experience or lack thereof. remember, shae ran the exact same offense and it was a disaster, but shae isn’t martz, let’s just hope martz doesn’t bring shae in tobe qb coach, although i remember martz usually handles both duties, i could be wrong there.
big time sucker(formely MABT)
and he did have success with jon kitna, i will hammer that in, jon kitna passed for over 4200 yards in one season in martz’s offense. i repeat, JON KITNA did that, and they coudln’t have had a better line than the bears do now, so let’s not put cutler in a casket and assign 5 pall bearers yet.
Iceman (300levelsports.com)
Doesn’t hiring Martz absolutely increase the demand for a WR even more then before. The current receivers on the roster won’t be able to handle the timing and precision of the scheme and who knows if the quarterback will be able to. Forte gives you a cheap version of Faulk, but who fills the other roles? Knox and D.A. at wideouts? Hester won’t be able to handle this system, I mean c’mon the guy took nearly 2 years to figure out how to fit into the simple offense Turner ran.
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What is the worse that could happen, Bears finish 6-10, clean house so the new gm will have a a top ten pick, finally a wr, lb or de for the future. In order to get good you have to be bad. YOu can only be good for so long with mid to late first round draft choices. sometimes you need those bad seasons to get a top ten draft pick.
Chris in Scottsdale
Kitna’s better than people give him credit for. He succeeded to a degree at different times in Seattle and Cincy before Detroit.
Iceman (300levelsports.com)
Does this mean that if the offense is decent yet the defense sucks and Lovie is out… potentially Martz could be our next head coach?!?!? Tell me I am getting ahead of myself and they will all be fired.
RAY
Do you think that the the reason that the current crop of Bear receivers couldn’t learn routes and plays is because of poor coaching rather than being dumb. Maybe a little better coaching and discipline can change things. That what coaching is about isn’t it?
big time sucker(formely MABT)
on friday mccaskey family wrote this
We are sorry for not having a 21st century stadium and grass.
maybe the martz hiring is a signal that they want field turf in the stadium. although i don’t know, field turf is bad knee injuries and looks bad on tv, then again so does whatever the heck the bears play on
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it has to be poor coaching, I imagined these receivers played their position since HS, how can they not know the plays, in some way they lead their conference in recv yards()have not looked at the stats) so they were good. you need good coaching to bring out more that that natural talent they have.
Look at the improvemnts Hester has made from a DB to recever w/ no experience. He is no where close to being an all-star but has made great improvements.
Iceman (300levelsports.com)
Define great improvements. Hester is not a effective WR. Perhaps in a Martz timing system where he catches the ball and falls down he thrives, but simply put, the Bears put this guy in a position where he couldn’t succeed. The guy is a return man, simple as that. How about a little accountability on the players, hate to tell ya, but it’s not all coaching. Remember these guys have coaching longer then most of these players have been playing. There schemes are effective with the right personal, which they do not have. Major problem is that the Bears brass has over-valued their talent for the past couple years, Greg Olsen #1 example.
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Martz did make recvrs out Holt, Bruce. You can use Knox and Hester that way also. Forte can be a very poor man’s Mashall Faulk ( I did say very poor mans version). Maybe MArtz has learned that he can use a TE more often. Really I dont know, they are going to be bad, interesting to see if the Chicago media play up to the Bears, that they may in some how be good. Glad summer camp is a long way from now.
Iceman (300levelsports.com)
Say My Name, agree with what you’re saying… it’s a good thing they have a long summer to work through the kinks
big time sucker(formely MABT)
talent for talent, he ain’t no jay cutler
SPAULDING!
I like Ricardo Juron as a defensive coordinator. The Bills did not give up a lot of points.
Maybe, the Bears get pro turf into Soldier Field. Maybe Jay Cutler tells Martz “no hablo,” and do what he’s supposed to do. When the Bears had Terry “Michael” Shea’s offense, they didn’t have a real QB. They did, however, have decent wide receivers.
And, what’s with the Pro Bowl boost? C’mon, people: rent a movie. Watch
Andy Griffith. Now, this thing will never go away.
My head is in the oven, until the Cubs get to the 85 win mark (sometime in October (rimshot)).
Bink
sounds like pre-season has already started the caller says 4 weeks have been wasted did i miss the super bowl
Chris in Scottsdale
There’s one big difference: Torry Holt and Isaac Bruce were much more highly touted than the Bears wideouts. Holt was considered the real deal coming out of NCSt, and Bruce only needed stay healthy. I’m not saying that one of these wideouts can’t become a thing, but there’s less to work with here.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
I love it… JA saying that Martz was the only person they offered the OC job…yeah after 37 other candidates all passed before an offer was formally made. WYC JA??????
SPAULDING!
Can Lovie Smith effectively bench Jay Cutler? Who will be here in 2010-11? Cutler may just chuck the playbook and become his own coordinator.
Unfortunately, the way Smith runs camp, you won’t see the trainwreck until Week One, when the offensive personnel is all lying on the ground like it’s Day three of Woodstock.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
The Cubbies have signed Kevin Millar to a minor-league contract, with invite to Spring Training.
That’s great news…he’s a ton of fun and an excellent PH.
I wonder if he still looks Amish as he did when with the Red Sox???
General Soreness
I am not so upset about this OC hire. Today I was listening to Waddle & Silvy (as I always do during that lame garbage called the Danny Mac show) and they interviewed Ricky Proehl. He was very honest and did state that he knows that Martz has an ego but he also thinks that he is a genius when it comes to X’s and O’s. He said that the offensive meetings during the Rams years were exciting because Martz would come up with packages for each offensive weapon based on the next week’s opponents. He also said that Martz really did his homework and would tell them exactly what defenses would do in certain situations and he was always accurate. B & B and listeners can come up with many assumptions about martz but I would rather trust opinions from a man who lived through a day-in-day-out relationship with the man and, more importantly, won with him. It is now up to Angelo to put the proper pieces in place to help this offense. That is the most important thing right now.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Then JA better find an O-line right quick.
Lydell
**** Jauron for Defensive Scoutmaster? As a Bear FAN, no. As a pathetic Sportstalk….Enthusiast, I’m with Death Wish Dan. Why be silly when you can be very silly? Cornered desperate rodents do the darnedest things! And then blame someone else.
Lydell
Interesting censorship program. This is only a test: the diarrhea escaped like a flock of startled starlings. I’ll never Patty Melt again.
Lydell
Stay vigilant, Rickhead!
Chet’s Inflated Ego
Welcome, Lydell, to the strange world of Score blog automatic censorship.
Chet’s Inflated Ego
This blog is like Seinfeld…200 posts about NOTHING.
Tom
May well get Cutler killed but don’t care about role for Olsen. OVER-RATED…..
Let’s not worry about a guy that didn’t have a role with Turner. Supposed to be this great connection last year. How’d that work out for ya?
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I don’t normally wish ill will on anyone that hasn’t wronged me, but Tim Tebow’s struggles this weekend were as satisfying as anything. It validates the opinions of the objective football viewer that he isn’t the greatest thing since sliced bread.